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Sniffing in the Bathroom. An alert for men!

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M Monkeyman Tiki Socialite Vista, CA Joined: Mar 04, 2003 Posts: 2386	M Monkeyman Posted posted on Mon, Aug 4, 2003 6:36 PM Call me crazy but I need to confirm if I am the only one who notices. If you ever enter a public or work restroom and someone is in a stall dropping a deuce have you noticed that they always sniff loud enough to be heard. I think it is a warning mechanism for "Hey pal, this stall is occupied..Move on" I always hear sniffing or a phony cough. Whats up with that? This topic is truly beyond tiki
TD Tiki Diablo Member socal Joined: Jun 24, 2002 Posts: 1916	TD Tiki Diablo Posted posted on Mon, Aug 4, 2003 7:49 PM Well I can see the cough connection,but...a the sniff thing ? That when y'all wanna hold your breath.
UB Unga Bunga Tiki Socialite CaliTikifornia Joined: Jun 06, 2003 Posts: 5878	UB Unga Bunga Posted posted on Mon, Aug 4, 2003 9:49 PM If it was the 80's (sniff), then I could answer your question. :)
H hanford_lemoore Tiki Socialite Tiki Central Joined: Mar 23, 2002 Posts: 1899	H hanford_lemoore Posted posted on Tue, Aug 5, 2003 12:14 AM You should be made aware of this: Survival Guide For Taking A Dump At Work And for the ladies specifically: To all the women that take a #2 in public restrooms
M Monkeyman Tiki Socialite Vista, CA Joined: Mar 04, 2003 Posts: 2386	M Monkeyman Posted posted on Tue, Aug 5, 2003 12:33 AM Damn Hanford...That link was right on the money. Exactly. The sniff I am speaking of is akin to the cough or the astaire listed in the link. My favorite is the walk of shame. Absolutely hilarious and so true. It doesn't matter if you like potty humor or not. It always applies to everyone and you never out grow it.
BK Basement Kahuna Tiki Socialite Jawja Province, Isle of North America Joined: Oct 14, 2002 Posts: 3618	BK Basement Kahuna Posted posted on Tue, Aug 5, 2003 1:26 AM I treat heaving a havana in a public restroom like an airborne operation...I deploy quickly, strike decisively and thoroughly, and extract from my L.Z. without leaving behind a trace.
TW Trader Woody Member Tiki Manor, Forest of Bowland,UK Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: 2301	TW Trader Woody Posted posted on Tue, Aug 5, 2003 5:31 AM Some Japanese toilets emit 'white noise' so that any unsavoury 'splashing' sounds are rendered inaudible. Trader Woody
P PolynesianPop Tiki Socialite Corona, Ca Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: 2371	P PolynesianPop Posted posted on Tue, Aug 5, 2003 7:49 AM Hanford, that survival guide is right on! I've been outed! Poly Pop -- Out of the Closet Pooper. And damn proud of it!
K kctiki Member Kansas City Joined: Apr 22, 2003 Posts: 439	K kctiki Posted posted on Tue, Aug 5, 2003 8:20 AM The faculty of my kid's high school had a dual purpose for their "safe haven" out-of-the-way bathroom. He had to serve two days of in-school suspension in a room the size of a broom closet which was right next to the teachers' little hideaway. He came home a sickly shade of green. He said the disgusting noises all day weren't so bad, "But the smell! Oh God! The smell!!" He never smoked at school again, so I guess their devious strategy was successful.
S SugarCaddyDaddy Member Huntington Beach, California Joined: Jun 03, 2002 Posts: 1500	S SugarCaddyDaddy Posted posted on Tue, Aug 5, 2003 9:20 AM PolynesianPop wrote: Poly Pop -- Out of the Closet Pooper. And damn proud of it! (Closet Pooper Definition: A colleague who poops at work and damn proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under their arm.) PolyPop~ PLEASE don't tell me that what you take in there with you is that Book of Tiki that everyone handles & signs! Yuck! :lol:

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