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I guess someone at Playboy actually read that article I wrote for them - here's some pix from this month's "college girls" feature.

(I guess I should get a sneeze guard for my monitor!)

L

I sure wish that naked college girl would stop blocking the tiki.

S

I bet Wayne Coombs has this sucker on the wall at the shop right away!

K

That's one of the foam Mai Tiki's I believe. They look very wood-like. So is that a Florida State girl?


Pirates! Wenches! Cabin Boys!
http://pyracy.com/forums

K

hm, on second thought maybe it is a real woody :)

Now THAT'S the way to decorate a tiki bar!

Is that a big tiki on the bar or are you just glad to see her?

It's Happy Hour!!

They have articles in Playboy?

kahukini - I dunno if the Tiki is foam or wood but it looks less fake than the girl...she looks like she's made out of plastic.

Ran

T

Now I have a new excuse to start purchasing Playboy again and not getting the raised eyebrow from the mrs. "Honey, I am buying it for the tiki's, honestly".

What you guys all dont have this going on at your home tiki bars?

I dont remember girls like this when I went to college but then I dont remember college.

Always remember there is some guy out there tired of her. Just keep saying that.

If only she were old enough to have pubic hair, she would be perfect!(can't have a cake without frosting!!)

On 2003-08-22 13:18, limptiki wrote:
I sure wish that naked college girl would stop blocking the tiki.

Tell you what...you watch the tiki for us...me and this little lady should be through looking at our etchings in about four hours. Deal?

WHAT IS IT about putting naked naked girls next to lecherous old tikis ?? Is it the leering? Is it the sublimation? Is it the possible imminent danger the tiki is in?
Perhaps, and this is just a guess, butperhaps it's the boobs..I dunno...call me crazee but I think the tiki is just a willing co-conspirator! Boom shackalakalaka

Yet another maiden paying homage to the tiki gods?

I also note that Hugh has been a long time fan of tiki judging by his youth (which is long gone) in the photograph with yet another birthday suit clad maiden in front of the tiki god in the BOT.

Hey...my kids have to EAT off that bar!

On 2003-08-31 01:03, Shipwreckjoey wrote:
Hey...my kids have to EAT off that bar!

Were hoping someone already did!

okay, now i'm curious about the article you wrote for them. Can you post it or would that be breaking some copyright thing?

M

ZAZZ!!

T

The link is here:

http://www.playboy.com/features/features/tikibars/index.html

Disclaimers:

I HATE the title that the editor gave to the article, and the editor also made some changes to the article that I don't approve of, like referring to the original, real Polynesian tikis as 'kitschy'. I also had to (of course) make mention of the presence of women wherever possible...

"a prevalent type of seabird in the polynesian isles are called 'boobies'..."

N

On 2005-01-05 12:26, Johnny Dollar wrote:
"a prevalent type of seabird in the polynesian isles are called 'boobies'..."

Is this definition from Playboy's Unabashed Dictionary ?

UB

On 2005-01-05 12:26, Johnny Dollar wrote:
"a prevalent type of seabird in the polynesian isles are called 'boobies'..."

I believe they have tits in England too.

B

There's a tiki in those photos?!!??! hmmmmm, didnt notice. Musta been distracted....

There was a picture posted somewhere some time back, I tried looking for it but couldn't find the thing...there was this naked sort of blonde girl standing knee-deep in a shallow pool with a big moai sort of keeping watch over the area (although I can't imagine why he'd want to). I wanna own that backyard with all its accoutrements!

MG

I got tired of clicking back to the first page every 30 seconds.

M

Nice thread... Hehehe

D

On 2003-08-25 23:00, twowheelin'tiki wrote:
can't have a cake without frosting!!

Now THAT is funny!!! Gotta use that line around town.

Oh I get it...in the second picture she's demonstrating where to get the Honey for the drinks in Grog Log.

What every marketing major knows after graduating college: Tiki Sells!!!

(She looks like a University of Miami girl to me)

E

Hey! That's MY NIECE!!!

Before my recent trip to Hawaii I had a request from a friend to bring back a 2005 calendar of topless Wahines. I actually had to spend a little of MY time searching for this item. For those of you who need one, they can be found at the ABC stores for 1.99 each or 2/3.00.

I will have to send him those photos, so thanks for the heads up--err--bottoms up--I mean the tits--er tip!!!! Get me out of this thread!!!

p.s. She's not really my niece. :wink:

H
Helz posted on Sun, Jan 23, 2005 11:06 AM

Ok now I'm curious...

Was the article for the magazine or an online thing? If it was in print, do you happen to know what issue it was in?

Hopefully it's lying around in the HelzTiki archives somewhere.

That does it...I'm goin' back to college!

CA

(i've known for some time, one of the managers on the Playboy Photo team)... twise Playboy has contacted me about a tiki shoot they were doing, and twice i don't make it into Playboy.... that's it! i'm getting a boob job!

Ya know, I've been racking my brain trying to find this - trying to figure how I missed it to begin with, as I have had a running subscription to Playboy since I was in high school...
This thread started in '03! I have been looking in all of my '04 issues! I never looked at the date of the original post...too busy looking at the picture.

What issue was this out of? Anyone still know?

I will take both of those.And maybe the tiki too.........

T

On 2005-01-25 07:17, the75stingray wrote:
Ya know, I've been racking my brain trying to find this - trying to figure how I missed it to begin with, as I have had a running subscription to Playboy since I was in high school...
This thread started in '03! I have been looking in all of my '04 issues! I never looked at the date of the original post...too busy looking at the picture.

What issue was this out of? Anyone still know?

I believe the person who originally emailed me the pictures said they were from the online 'cyber club', where they have a different featured wahine every week.

Tikis.....naked girls.

"These are a few of my fav-o-rite things"

That tiki looks very dry, I think it needs to be coated with something...and doesn't the girl look like Brian Wilson in the second picture? In the face I mean. Not that it matters, she could look like Ernest Borgnine in the face for all I care...gotta go, hear wife comming...

These photos should be on every page.

Get ready to cover your eyes

Those pornmongers have knicked the tiki freaks website for there jazz-site, or perhaps tiki freaks are expanding there buisness..

http://www.tikifreaks.com/

On 2005-01-30 13:53, atomictonytiki wrote:
Those pornmongers have knicked the tiki freaks website for there jazz-site, or perhaps tiki freaks are expanding there buisness..

http://www.tikifreaks.com/

Damn Atomictonytiki! Your right!
I just gave Bamzeno a call to let him know the freakin news.
Great detective work buddy.

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