Christmas tiki wish list

Ok, what would be your ultimate Christmas
present?

Mine: A two week trip to Tahiti for me and the wife. We lay on the beach and drink pina colada's and every other tropical rum drink. On the last day I walk into a garage
sale and find an original Leeteg for $50.00.
SWEET!!

D*mn, Tiki-Riviera, I don't think I can improve on your little dream; I'd love the same.

...except, not with your wife, of course, nor anybody else's wife, for that matter.

Maybe I'll add on that when I get on the plane back home, the handsome fellow next to me in First Class (I mean, why not dream all the way), says, "You collect tiki? Why, I have this cool little Tiki Bob mug that I'd love to give you, free of charge." That would ease the sting of having to leave Paradise.