the nun and the fig leaf... : )

A nun, really needing to go to the bathroom, walked into a local Hooters.

The place was hopping with music and dancing, but every once in awhile, the lights would turn off. Each time after the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.

However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.

She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?"

The bartender nervously replied, "I really don't think you should."

"Why not?" the nun asked.

"Well, there is a life-size statue of a naked man in there, and his most private parts are covered only by a fig leaf."

"Nonsense," said the nun, "I'll just look the other way"

So the bartender showed the nun the door at the top of the stairs, and she proceeded to the restroom.

After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place was hopping with music and dancing again. However, they did stop just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.

She walked up to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"

"Well, because now they know you're one of us," said the bartender.
"Would you like a drink?"

"But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.

"You see," laughed the bartender,

"every time the fig leaf on that statue is lifted up, the lights go out in the whole place. Now, how about that drink?"

tee hee...

-Z

Maybe I should have changed it from fig to a palm leaf to tikify it?

lol

There was a place in New York called the Crazy Country Club that had the exact same thing, only I seem to remember that there was a camera attached under the figleaf...

Good one!!!

i swear i saw that on candid camera once...

it's all about the funt

[ Edited by: Johnny Dollar on 2004-03-22 14:13 ]

A camera would be too funny!

Candid Camera was so long ago, I can't remember the episodes that clearly.