subservient chicken

http://www.subservientchicken.com/

tell him to "dance like michael jackson"

Come on Matt, get with it.
https://tikicentral.com/viewtopic.php?topic=8641&forum=6&37

Now, seriously: Is anyone going to honestly get upset if I lock this? Because I think the chicken has been well covered recently.

No harm, no fowl.

heh.