eBay: Tiki Central Father's Day Gift Suggestion

Not my auction, only intended for humor.

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A big Victorian hit along with "The Theme Song of the Women's Christian Temperance Union" (Away, Away with Rum By Gum!) and for Mother's Day, "The Song of the Shirt."