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Post #103669 by Satan's Sin on Fri, Jul 23, 2004 11:55 AM

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The waiters would be muscle-bound Polynesian boys with tattoos and grass skirts, and the waitresses would be Hawaiian Tropic Bikini Contest winners.

The maitre d' should be a mysterious and elegant Chinaman with a beautiful white dinner jacket.

The bouncer should be an ex-South Seas schooner captain, complete with greasy sailor hat perched on the back of his head, a three-day beard, and a half-smoked cigar clamped between his teeth.

The hostess should be Madame Chiang Kai-shek.