Post #104351 by Geeky Tiki on Mon, Jul 26, 2004 7:19 PM

Revenge of the Sith sounds like he has a speech impediment.

Yawn. Extrapolating to episode IV, don't we already know everything that is going to happen with the exception of which ethnic stereotypes Lucas will use as the basis for alien cultures?

Let's see, he still hasn't insulted Hindus, Muslims, and the French.

Can we please skip to Episodes VII, VIII, IX?

Given Lucas' track record....

Episode VII: Admirals Solo and Skywalker lead the rebellion forces to victory over the Empire. Solo and Leia have a son and name him Harold (Harry) Solo.

Episode VIII: The Emperor tries to regain a physical body, and briefly takes control Han's body while the family is vacationing at Death valley (Val D'Mort). Han kills Leia and gives his son Harry a nasty scar on the forehead as he tries to do him in. At the last possible second, the spirit of Han wrests back control of his body and saves Harry's life by throwing himself into the Val D'Mort.

Episode IX: Harry Solo is spirited away to an Ewok-like place with cute little inhabitants and lush scenery - Middle Empire. He has to change his name to fit in, and his name is modified from Harold Solo to Hodo.

Hodo grows up smoking an herb that stunts his growth while on the other side of the planet the Emperor is trying to regain his physical form again, and is ammassing a great army of mutant Wookies to take over the Middle Empire.

Hodo is visited by Yoda's great uncle, Yodo, who is impressed by Hodo's forehead scar, and tells Hodo that to destroy the Emperor, he must travel to the dark side of the planet with Mer-E-D2 and C-3-P-Wise to save the Middle Empire....

Don't they all tell the same damn story?

[ Edited by: Geeky Tiki on 2004-07-26 19:20 ]