Post #104883 by Tiki_Bong on Thu, Jul 29, 2004 9:42 AM

Glad you asked Mr Satan! I'm at this very moment shopping around for a publisher to, well, publish a sweet little romance novel entitled "Terry the Amish Talking Tiki".

It's a little story about a tiki that was born into an Amish family (via an intergalactic mishap), but decides he can't stand living an austere lifestyle (and he really hates the black hat).

Then after falling in love with a lesbian widow on the internet, he decides to take off to Detroit, and find out why he always has wood for his new genetically female husband/wife.

Well, actually..., I just told you the whole story...

PS I was wondering, is a 'Sin' to Satan really possible? I mean his whole gig is the sin thing, so wouldn't a sin to Satan just be expected?

"I'm ashamed to be here, but not too ashamed to leave..."

Celebrate 'International Tiki Day' the second Saturday in August - hau'oli la tiki!

[ Edited by: Tiki_Bong on 2004-07-29 09:43 ]