Post #106569 by Geeky Tiki on Thu, Aug 5, 2004 5:36 PM

On 2004-08-05 17:08, Trader Woody wrote:
Ugh, he invented some horrible fake shitty foods and paved the way for even worse crap. His legacy is the ill health of millions and a never-ending kick in the gut to the world's farmers.

(Pop-rocks were great though, weren't they?)

Trader Woody

Trader Woody!

I'm at a loss for what types of farmers Pop Rocks, Tang, Cool Whip, and Jello have displaced.

Hmmm, maybe all of the above put through the blender with some rum would work...:drink:

I bet Cool Whip kills fewer people than rum.

Sugar cane is probably less eco-friendly than all the Tang factories put together.

Fake Tapioca...well, I'll give you that one. Fake tapioca is just WRONG.

When I was a derelict teen, some friends and I got loaded and decided to try using Tang inside a bong once, it didn't work very well. Once we added water, though, things got better.

[ Edited by: Geeky Tiki on 2004-08-05 17:37 ]