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Post #106835 by Formikahini on Sat, Aug 7, 2004 8:46 AM

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Vintage Girl, I think your "old method" name (Zaza DeSoto) is even funnier than the random-generator one!

Random generator:
Morgan Swallows (if I give 'em "Formica"
Krysti Bound (if I give 'em "Alice")
Ginger Cheeks (If it's "Formikahini")

Pet/Street:
Really weird/bad pet names, so this is problematic -

  • Guineau pigs: "Guinea" and "King Hussein" (the latter had the litter),
  • the cat "White Paw" (who, um, ate the above-mentioned litter),
  • the German Shepherd "Wolfgang"
    But the streets work great, so:

I'm sticking with "Soap Opera Name" (Middle name and street-you-grew-up-on): Jester Brentwood or Jester Olympia.

I don't think anyone wants to see a female porn star named Guineau or King Hussein Olympia, or White Paw or Wolfgang Brentwood.

Regarding Drag Queen name: hell, I already go by " Miss Formica Dinette."

[ Edited by: Formikahini on 2004-08-07 08:48 ]