Post #107164 by dangergirl299 on Mon, Aug 9, 2004 10:24 AM

One night in the now defunct Salem, Oregon "Tahiti" bar, I overheard a guy, fresh out of the local jail, proudly proclaim (in explanation of why he had served time): "So then I told her if she was gonna GIVE it like a man she was gonna TAKE it like a man!"

This may have been the same night that some college kid started reaching over the bar and putting bottles of alcohol in his baggy pants pockets while the bartender's back was turned, but that's hard to put in quotations.