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T Tiki-bot Member Joined: Jun 24, 2002 Posts: 1345	T Tiki-bot Posted posted on Mon, Aug 9, 2004 11:22 AM This weekend at a waterfront seafood restaurant in SF: Three lost small children are running around looking for their dad in the outdoor seating area. They interrupt our waitress just as she is taking our order: "Um, excuse me, um, we're, um....you know what my dad looks like?" He said it not as a question, but with a tone of "of course you do". They were not customers of the restaurant, so there's no way she would know. In the animal kingdom at large, this is known as the weeding-out of the old, sick or stupid members of the heard. But alas, the father was found and the circle of life goes on.

This weekend at a waterfront seafood restaurant in SF:

Three lost small children are running around looking for their dad in the outdoor seating area. They interrupt our waitress just as she is taking our order:
"Um, excuse me, um, we're, um....you know what my dad looks like?"

He said it not as a question, but with a tone of "of course you do". They were not customers of the restaurant, so there's no way she would know.

In the animal kingdom at large, this is known as the weeding-out of the old, sick or stupid members of the heard. But alas, the father was found and the circle of life goes on.

Post #107174 by Tiki-bot on Mon, Aug 9, 2004 11:22 AM