Post #107176 by martiki on Mon, Aug 9, 2004 11:28 AM

Overheard from two american tourists in a grocery store in Milan: "How do you say mozzarella in Italian?"

And my favorite: my friend walks into the Hotsy Totsy bar in Albany just in time to see this huge guy at the doorway throw a beer bottle at the bartender and shatter on the back wall of the bar. He then yells at the bartender: "That's 'cause you ain't a people person, motherfucker!" and leaves.