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Post #107201 by laney on Mon, Aug 9, 2004 1:19 PM

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laney posted on Mon, Aug 9, 2004 1:19 PM

Working in a gentleman's club, I hear plenty. But two, I've adopted are...

I said "Ahhh, a smart ass" He said "Better than a dumb ass"

A dancer said to me "that guy's breath was bad enough to make a maggot gag"

I also feel your pain about dumb cocktail comments/questions. My fave "there's no alcohol in my Midori Collins" Uh....is it green?