Post #107356 by Gigantalope on Mon, Aug 9, 2004 9:29 PM

Not long ago I got a stuffy new job...when ever I would use the restroom (we all share one) someone would have left the seat down and there would be urine on it.

Being the new guy, I don't know who it was, but I knew who everyone would think it was...so I kept cleaning it up. Eventually I asked one of the woman who worked there if she had noticed it, hoping by asking that she would also know it wasn't me. (which I'm sure backfired and made her thing I was a slob...which I am, but not about toilet seat pee)

This went on about 6 months and I tried to keep an eye on toilet traffic to see what blokes were using our lav, Maybe it was somebody with parkenson's or some odd fitting party tunic that forces hard angles...I hoped to confront them about being a bit more considerate

Finally one day I went in and there was piss everywhere, and on close inspection there were two little footprints on the seat.

I spent a short while trying to match the tread on peoples shoes and over a period of a few weeks I found that not one but two of the woman I work with stand on the toilet seat and pee...(all over)

Being the stuffy place it is, I wanted to sing to the mountains and to all the village people that I wasn't the recalcitrant piss slouch and in fact it was a woman...but that's the sort of thing that can get a person some sensitivity classes, forced counseling or worse...I also thought about unbolting the seat, and putting a touch of soap and diesel fuel on the seat bottom to kinda make a rodeo of it...but I haven't.

Has this happened to any of you my Tiki amigos? Do the people in your work, school or cellblock whiz all over and do you get the blame? What to do?

X/O
Your close personal friend...Gigantalope

[ Edited by: Gigantalope on 2004-08-09 21:31 ]