Post #108522 by Tiki-bot on Sun, Aug 15, 2004 11:06 PM

Worst. Movie. Ever.

Absolutely horrible. Think of a barge filled with rotting garbage, dead animals, and medical waste. Now go about 100 notches down from that and you're almost to where this movie is at. Paul W.S. ("What Sh!t") Anderson must never be allowed to make another movie or pro-create. Can we impeach a director?

You want specifics? This movie had the worst story, script, acting, action scenes or fight scenes I have ever seen together in one movie. Who's awful idea was it to make this crap-fest PG-13? How do you screw up what should of at LEAST been a kick-ass, stupid movie full of aliens kicking each other's asses? At least the effects shots weren't terrible, but the (non)action was so horribly staged that any cool shot was just wasted.

I only went to see it because we weren't very busy at work Friday and a group was going, I figured what the hell. One of our group fell asleep during the movie. I had that feeling I've only had in a couple of movies ever, which was "I could leave right now and not even care one bit what happens next", but since I didn't drive, that was not an option.

The bright side is, whenever I'm bent over the toilet hurling up mexican food, I'll at least be comforted by the knowledge that I will never have to see this film again, and I'll feel much better.

rg