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Post #108630 by Geeky Tiki on Mon, Aug 16, 2004 1:35 PM

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"Are you talking to me? .....Yeah, you. I said, are you...talking...to me?


"Hey! Didn't you used to be Steve Guttenberg? Well, I got your cocoon right here..."


"No, Mon...I do not know where Peter and Wendy are."


The last known photo of Indianna Jones' little brother, Massachussetts.


**"First, I'm gonna lay my eggs in your stomach, then I'm gonna...ah.....
....ah....Ah-CHOO!

Dang it!

Hey, ya gotta Kleenex?"**


"Why, yes. I AM an unnamed character who beamed down into a dangerous situation with one of the main characters essential to the plot and dressed differently than I am while the soundtrack plays tense violin music, why do you ask?"


I felt like this whole movie is just a lead in for: "Alien vs. Predator 2 - Alienator."

It will end with a dead ship - only one mean-ass Alien Hybrid left. The last scene will be from the bridge of the ship, showing Earth coming into view.

Then...

"Alien vs. Predator 3D" - A special effects extravaganza, starring The Rock as Arnold's nephew, a ne'er do well former Delta Team leader who was drummed out of the corps for extreme behavior. He will be working the night shift as a lowly security guard at the new World Trade Center when the AVP space ship crashes into it. Everyone assumes it's a terrosrist attack, but things just don't add up for The Rock, and he strips off his shirt and goes to investigate....

[ Edited by: Geeky Tiki on 2004-08-16 13:52 ]