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Post #110205 by sporkboyofjustice on Wed, Aug 25, 2004 2:18 PM

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Growing up as the only son of a lunch lady can be killer at school. No one wanted to play with me but I did have access to the cafeteria. This is when my obsession with sporks emerged. They are the perfect balance of poker and scooper.

I knew that there were other shy kids like me that got bullied and I swore to defend them with a sporky fury that only a mask, a cape and a fist full of sporks could envoke. Since that faithful day I have proudly been a defender of justice righting wrongs and whatnot.

I know it’s not fancy but it’s mine.