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Post #110915 by kctiki on Sat, Aug 28, 2004 11:21 AM

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He must have thought I was a REAL party animal by going to a grocery store to celebrate my birthday!!!

A guy was telling about when he relocated from New York to somewhere in the South. His first day on the job was his birthday and he asked his new coworker where he could get a beer after work. The conversation went like this:

Q. "Can you recommend anyplace around here to get a beer?"

A. "The Piggly Wiggly's got beer.

Q. "What kind of place is the Piggly Wiggly?"

A. "Just a regular place."

Q. "Do they have music?"

A. "Yep."

Q. "What kind of music?"

A. "Oh, just regular music."

Unable to drag anymore specific info out of his coworker, he decided to check out The Piggly Wiggly that night, even though the name sounded strange. The beer was next to the dairy aisle and the entertainment was muzac.