Post #116494 by Satan's Sin on Sat, Sep 25, 2004 9:50 AM

My hard drive is named after my Primary Tiki ("Melvin").

My daily prayers for good luck are directed at Melvin, and though I pay obesience properly, Melvin usually answers this not.

My dog is a Scottish terrier, surely the tikiest of dogs.

Thoughts of my tiki bar intrude throughout the workday.

My thank-you notes are always written on Shag stationery.