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Post #116566 by Unga Bunga on Sun, Sep 26, 2004 10:57 AM

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A well known cardiologist died, and an elaborate funeral was planned. A huge heart made of plastic, covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened up, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart to be buried.

At that point one of the mourners burst into laughter. When confronted he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral... I'm a gynaecologist!!!"