Yeah, I may be doing weird things with lotion

Hey you all, have I ever really said how much I love you (man)? No!. But yuo (it's "ou" you dumb shi%) know what? Booze really is love (not that kind).

I love each and every one of you dumbShi@ pecker-heads, especially YOU! (you know who you are).

Yeah, maybe I had a few tonght, tonght, toneict, tonight, but you know what? I thought so (hey, have you ever noticed how vacant things get when there's a happening going on?).

If I kill myself, will y9u come to my wake?

Finally someone other than me leaviung drunken posts. I was starting to think I had a problem.

Hey Bong, we love ya right back man!

I love you too Bong!

I'll sing "Dancing Queen" at your wake.

Sabu

I Love you as well , Rummy!!

Yes, Bong, I'll be at your wake. Yes indeed. Heh, heh, heh.

Aw shucks little buddy, you don't have to worry about me. We'll throw ya a wake that'll make yer head spin!

Buck up little camper, no need for drastic measures. If you do off yourself, remember Al in the will. I want the Aloha Hut mug, I gotta go back to the Mai Kai, then we'll be home.
Mahalo,
Al

Bong I will travel far and fast to be there and will say "I wish I had, had the chance, to have known him well, he loved tiki, and tiki loved him!"

A well known cardiologist died, and an elaborate funeral was planned. A huge heart made of plastic, covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened up, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart to be buried.

At that point one of the mourners burst into laughter. When confronted he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral... I'm a gynaecologist!!!"

Bong, I think you need a good surf session. I think it would be cool to have a little TC get together at Old Man's / San O'.
There's even a big tiki there.

http://www.fallingcocos.com/

[ Edited by: MEAN GENE on 2004-09-27 09:21 ]

Bong, you do not have my permission to kill yourself.

I will come to your "wake and bake" with bong in hand.

Don't kill yourself though. Your post are half the reason I get on TC. You F@#king smart ass.

OK I love you bye bye.

You can use the lotion with this to keep you busy just don't get electrocuted:

http://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,1284,65064,00.html

:wink:

Wow, all the things you learn on TC.

On 2004-09-27 14:44, susane wrote:
You can use the lotion with this to keep you busy just don't get electrocuted:

http://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,1284,65064,00.html

Wouldn't you rather have one of these? :lol:

http://www.sybian.com/

• It puts the lotion on it's skin... *

Has anyone tried one yet?

[ Edited by: MEAN GENE on 2004-09-28 09:09 ]

I'm not gonna kill myself (on purpose), I mean will you come to my wake when I die from a) Kahukini, b) a natural(lite) death, c) some new virus waiting to strike my member down, or d) in appearance only...

Speaking of wakes. Last time I called Candy at Sam's Seafood, she said she was busy with someone's wake that was going on there. What an Idea!

if its open bar, count me in! :) ah just feel the love..

On 2004-09-28 17:01, Tiki_Bong wrote:
I'm not gonna kill myself (on purpose), I mean will you come to my wake when I die from a) Kahukini, b) a natural(lite) death, c) some new virus waiting to strike my member down, or d) in appearance only...

Speaking of wakes. Last time I called Candy at Sam's Seafood, she said she was busy with someone's wake that was going on there. What an Idea!

Quit playing around and do it already. You said you would. No take backs ya big baby.

On 2004-09-27 20:54, cynfulcynner wrote:
Wouldn't you rather have one of these? :lol:

http://www.sybian.com/

naughty, naughty, naughty (as little Alex would say). now I know what to get all the women on my Christmas list this year.