Post #11716 by Trader_Rick on Thu, Oct 24, 2002 2:22 AM

I wouldn't ask that question around here, your liable to get a response like "Squidward? Is he a character from that new fangled "Land of the Lost" TV show? In my day, we didn't have no Nickelodeon or fancy-shmancy cable TV! No sir, we watched Johnny Quest, the Banana Splits Show, and The Thunderbirds! Yes sir, we watched cartoons about Euro-Centric Imperialism, shows with grown men in animal costumes, and puppets with big heads and thick eyebrows! And we liked it that way!"

Seriously though, Squidward is just a dick. Literally. I mean, closest neighbors are a pair of nuts! (bu-dum-ching)

Goodnight everybody! I'll be here all week! Enjoy the buffet and don't forget to tip your waitress!