Post #117324 by 8FT Tiki on Thu, Sep 30, 2004 3:43 PM

Borrowed from my film idols The Three Stooges:

Professor:
"Young man, If I gave you a dollar and your father gave you a dollar, how many dollars would you have?"

Larry:
"One dollar"

Professor:
"You don't know your arithmetic!"

Larry:
"You don't know my Father !!!"