Anyone want my car? - Beyond Tiki

T tikibars Tiki Socialite Aku Hall, Chicago Joined: Apr 11, 2002 Posts: 2034	T tikibars Posted posted on Fri, Oct 1, 2004 11:48 AM Given that the Mobile Exploration Lab's final road trip was to Hukilau this year (146,000+ miles and only now becoming dangerously unreliable), I can use a new set of wheels... but having driven Pussycat around Seattle a bit last year, all I can say is that cramming my six-and-a-half-foot frame into the driver's seat of a Miata was the closest I have ever come to autofellatiating myself. I mean, it was fun and all, but... Good luck finding her a worthy home. We ought to retire Pussycat and the Lab together in some sort of ceremonial Tiki vehicle retirement ceremony. You know, like the ones the ancient Marquesians held when their cars died.

Given that the Mobile Exploration Lab's final road trip was to Hukilau this year (146,000+ miles and only now becoming dangerously unreliable), I can use a new set of wheels... but having driven Pussycat around Seattle a bit last year, all I can say is that cramming my six-and-a-half-foot frame into the driver's seat of a Miata was the closest I have ever come to autofellatiating myself.

I mean, it was fun and all, but...

Good luck finding her a worthy home.

We ought to retire Pussycat and the Lab together in some sort of ceremonial Tiki vehicle retirement ceremony.

You know, like the ones the ancient Marquesians held when their cars died.

Post #117496 by tikibars on Fri, Oct 1, 2004 11:48 AM