Post #118300 by Hakalugi on Wed, Oct 6, 2004 12:16 AM

Very sad! A few years ago I made a trip out to Vegas specifically to catch his performance. His act was the greatest. I was laughing so hard my sides hurt.

Rest in peace Rodney, We miss you.

Here's a few more one liners from Rodney:

" I tell ya, the whole thing goes back to my childhood.
When I was born the doctor smacked my mother."

"Until I was six years old
I thought Alpo was baby food."

"My ole man told me never
to take candy from a stranger...
unless he offered me a ride."

"What a childhood I had.
When I was kidnapped, they sent
back a piece of my finger...
My ole man said he wanted more proof."

"I tell ya, with my wife,
life isn't easy. Last night she
told me to take out the garbage.
I told her, "You cooked it, you take it out."

"During sex, my wife likes to talk to me...
The other night she called me from a motel."

"I asked a cab driver, 'Where can I get some action?'
He took me to my house."

[ Edited by: Hakalugi on 2004-10-06 01:18 ]