Post #118412 by Urban Tiki on Wed, Oct 6, 2004 1:59 PM

Now that's just plain cruel. I'm all for a good practical joke, but a fake cocktail? If it's torture you want, why not something a little less severe like bamboo under the fingernails or 120 volts to the nuts?

SPeaking of which, the other night I was preparing a pu pu platter for guests and was trying to break a bamboo skewer in half, and a thin splinter went half way under the nail on my pointing finger. Talk about pain- the only soul around was my cat, but I told her every secret I ever had.