Post #119634 by Jungle Trader on Thu, Oct 14, 2004 6:47 PM

A woman was distraught at the fact that she hadn't had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her. So, she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended she see the well-known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr Chang said, "OK, take off all you crose." The woman did as she was told, "Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room." Again the woman did as she was instructed. Dr Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." So she did. Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said, "Your problem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates." Worried the woman asked anxiously, "Oh my goodness, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?" Dr. Chang looked the woman in the eye and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass."