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Post #120666 by mrsmiley on Wed, Oct 20, 2004 6:03 PM

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On 2004-10-20 17:31, Tikiwahine wrote:
The Trader Vic's in Vancouver B.C. almost didn't open due to the Tiki's erections.

"An hour before the restaurant was due to open, the Liquor Control Board refused to issue a license because half a dozen of the Tiki poles boasted fertility figures with erect penises. The problem was solved with a hacksaw and the restaurant opened on schedule."

From:
http://www.vancourier.com/issues03/012203/news/012203nn8.html

But did they throw those "woodies" out the car window onto the street when they were done? "Bobbit-tiki"!!!