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Post #122147 by Satan's Sin on Wed, Oct 27, 2004 8:39 PM

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At a party I was chatting with a young woman, and I introduced my wife by pointing at her across the crowded room. My wife was in a low-cut dress and looking very yummy, as always, and the young woman checked her out with considerable care.

"So," the young woman asked with a strange glint in her eye. "Is your wife into lesbianism?"

I excused myself, went to the nearest restroom, jerked off, then came back and told the young woman I was shocked and appalled at the depravity suggested by such an inquiry.