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Post #122199 by christiki295 on Wed, Oct 27, 2004 11:56 PM

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Assistant Uses Cake To Smuggle Cake-Decorating Set To Martha Stewart
ALDERSON, WV—Authorities at Alderson Federal Prison have detained Becki Uecker, Martha Stewart's personal assistant, for smuggling a cake-decorating kit to her boss in an almond three-layer cake with lemon-zest icing. "Ms. Uecker attempted to pass a Dessert Decorator Pro to Ms. Stewart during visiting hours," corrections officer Frank Wickler said. "Although this device may be perfect for making stars, leaves, and rosettes, it's considered contraband at a correctional facility." In addition to the frosting gun, the kit included six nickel-plated tips, two tip couplers, and a storage bag.

http://www.theonion.com/nib/index.php?issue=4043&nib=1

[ Edited by Humuhumu to fix incorrect link ]

[ Edited by: Humuhumu on 2004-10-28 09:23 ]