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Post #126629 by Shipwreckjoey on Sat, Nov 20, 2004 8:39 PM

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On 2004-11-20 13:13, Tiki_Bong wrote:

On 2004-11-19 17:28, Futura Girl wrote:
I actually would LIKE to have a wife.

(Bong's plot tingles at the mental images that do flow from that thought...)

Bong...getcher mind outta da gutter. Lenny Bruce said: "every man wants a wife that's part kindergarden teacher and part $500.00 a nite Las Vegas hooker". Robert Crumb related a conversation with his dad in the documentary "Crumb":"I told my dad that I wasn't getting married. He said "ah, you'll marry the first one that comes along" and he was right". I guess a happy marriage is what we make it. There's no free lunch.