Post #127674 by martiki on Sun, Nov 28, 2004 12:18 PM

My relatives are all too chewy or fatty to make a good meal. Old drunks have terrible meat on them.

hat: good one. But Smiley's right: Getting bent at home is reason #1 to own a home bar.

At the stroke of midnight on Turkey Day, I was sitting in Trader Dick's with a Navy Grog in one hand, a great cigar in the other (thanks, Mr. Smiley!), and $172 in video poker winnings in my pocket. Now THAT'S a Thanksgiving!

(All winnings subsequently sacrificed to the evil god roulette. Damn!)

RE: Thanksgiving-

To paraphrase the Proopdog, the reason the Pigrims were thrown out of England was because they were no damn fun. They wore belt buckles...on their heads.