Post #127962 by ErichTroudt on Tue, Nov 30, 2004 3:24 AM

Holiday complaints huh?

Parking spaces at the mall. People fighting over a spot 3 spaces closer to the door than the one thats open. "hey numnuts, that extra 10 feet ain't gonna kill ya, and besides, by the looks of things you could use a little exercise".

Weird hillbilly mountain men going to the mall because its x-mas. People that don't normally shop at the mall so they have no mall etiquette. "excuse me sir, that shopping cart from Bed Bath and Beyond is not meant to take thru the rest of the mall.

Santas that are not old white guys. I'm all for equal rights, womens rights, but the legend of Santa Claus is an old German fat guy with a beard, not some chinese guy, a black guy or some woman that has something to prove.

Seeing X-mas decorations before halloween. Hey you greedy assclowns, quit rushing things. We all no you want to make an extra dollar, but I love Halloween and the x-mas lights aisle in October is taking up space that could be used for a zombie, a Frankenstien mask or a pumpkin.

99% of all X-mas music makes my skin crawl. I truly believe there are only about 20 x-mas songs, different artists just keep re-doing them. If it ain't the Brain Setzer X-mas album, Sintra or Dean, I don't wanna hear it. If I gotta hear Mariah Carey or kenny G someone is gonna get a sharpened candy cane in the eye.

The numnut neighbors that leave there lights on all night and frickin flashing lights shine thru my windows like the neon sign on a cheap motel.

With that said, Happy Holidays.