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Post #129683 by ookoo lady on Wed, Dec 8, 2004 8:12 AM

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Wait, I think I've seen this movie! This is the one where Evil Parrothead has Humuhumu suspended over a tank of genetically-crazed sharks. His plan is to convert the world rum supply into tequila, thus forcing everyone to drink Margaritas instead of Mai Tais.

A sly smile appears on Humuhumu's face. Her theme music starts to play. Using a combination of karate chops, seductive looks, and the ultra top-secret gadgets hidden inside her new ukulele, Humuhumu escapes. She foils Evil Parrothead's dastardly plans, and blows up a bunch of stuff.

As he slinks away, Evil Parrothead says "You won't stop me next time, Humuhumu!"

Humuhumu sips a Mai Tai, and laughs.

The End.

(roll credits)