Post #131955 by BarkerBird on Mon, Dec 20, 2004 1:02 PM

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."

That's actually Woody Allen

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
-Camille Paglia

George Burns, actually. Wouldn't expect a critic of liberal feminism to make that joke. Especially a woman.

This sounds more like Pagilia:

"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist."

I'm not sure who "Matt Barry" is. I'm guessing they mean DAVE Barry. But both are wrong. The Mercedes-Benz quote is PJ O'Rourke.

[ Edited by: BarkerBird on 2004-12-20 13:12 ]