Post #132341 by tikitortured on Wed, Dec 22, 2004 3:02 PM

So it's like that is it? A secret identity. Well the sleuth in me (sloth? slouch? whatever), and the subtle hints given on the above thread lead me to this conclusion:
Mr. Lemoore(if that is your real name) was a Navy Brat and was indeed born in the Hanford/Lemoore area, as it is home to the largest Naval Air Base in California. When Mr. Lemoore(if that is your real name) came "of age" he realized that he was the product of the evil Military Industrial Complex, and that didn't jive with his developing political ideology. So he moved to a location that was more condusive to his beliefs (Merced), Changing his name to Hanford Lemoore to pay homage to his roots, so he could concentrate on his lifelong dream of creating a movement that would spread TIKIishness and TIKIosity into the farthest reaches of the world, like Denver. Thus TikiCentral was born! And we owe it all to the Military Industrial Complex!