Post #133071 by Bamboo Dude on Tue, Dec 28, 2004 7:49 PM

On 2004-12-19 21:23, Tiki_Bong wrote:
Alcohol, man's faithful sidekick for centuries sure is a mysterious bitch, isn't he.

At first he fills the spirit with righteousness and profoundidity (I made that word up, ask me how), then she dumps your used ass off on the side of the road like a cheap hooker.

Posting with the buzz, yes or yes.

Please feel free to post your thoughts on this witless topic.

(Go.)

Damn it, Bong...I swore off posting a month or so ago. Since no one has asked yet, I'll bite.

You refer to alcolhol...
1)...as a "mysterious bitch"
2)...as a "he"
and 3)...as a "she"

What the heck??? (It IS ok to say 'heck' on TC these days, isn't it??) Is it a he or a she... or a heshe or something else!!! I'm sooooo confused! :-?