Post #133653 by TikiGardener on Sun, Jan 2, 2005 4:24 PM

And if TC sucks harder than an industrial shop vac, why bother? The web has room for an all Hoity Toity Tiki newsgroup.

But what would the requirements be?

Would one have to run a gauntlet of verbal "you're so not tiki","I remember tiki back in 'the day'" tiki clubbing?

Then maybe you'd have to open up your collection to inspection. If you had any tiki items manufactured after say 1977 ( unless they were surfing company related )
you would be denied entry. Unless of course you smashed them at the feet of the AKU AKU Moai in Las Vegas after having waded through the feces laden duck pond on you hands and knees. All the while yelling "I'M NOT WORTHY. PLEASE OH AKU AKU HAVE PITY ON ME!" And you'd be dressed in a clown outfit. Because that is what you would be until you purged yourself of your non vintage tiki ways.

You would have your entire collection thrown into Muana Loa if there was even one Shag mug or print in your collection.

And you'd only be allowed back in if you could replace all of the vintage mugs and artifacts. Buty only if you found them in thrift stores, and NEVER paid more than .75 cents per item.

Well theres a start, any other ideas on how we can set up a club worthy of the hoity toities?

TG