Post #1340 by kahukini on Wed, May 8, 2002 10:02 AM

I have two dream tiki bars:
My first would be on an enormous yacht - I'd sail the south pacific for the rest of my days, with more rum on board than an oil tanker has oil (well close anyway) and a personal assistant/bartender.

The second would have appleton gold rum, bacardi light rum, and myers dark rum "on tap"... the bar would be located on an "island" in the middle of a giant pool with waterfalls etc... accessible to swimmers or by elevated footpath... It would have huge beautiful fake palm trees that like at "disney's animal kingdom" could emit a fine cool mist periodically or at my command...
At night I could push a button and a dance floor would swing out from the island, covering part of the pool. The music would be accompanied by dazzling light effects and jets of watter emmanating from the pool that followed the beat, weather the standard live Don Tiki performance (the house band), exotica, hawaiian, reggae, or the unusual live techno night with DJ Digweed, van Dyke, Moby, or Oakenfold.