Post #134267 by dangergirl299 on Thu, Jan 6, 2005 6:36 PM

in keeping with the K-6 theme:

it is determined that poor willy was smushed by a truck driven by an AFL-CIO member. Local school board members take offense at the death of said rat. This will bring down a "sympathetic picket" by the CTA and CSEA. Then, death threats will be made. An evil law firm will sue the school district for millions for violation of the Brown Act. The crazy judge will award it. All the children will suffer and watered down glue will be substituted for their subsidized milk to save costs...

and the kindergarten teachers will get together and sell glittery macaroni necklaces to raise money for animal rights awareness. and then the OCA will protest that animal rights are anti-Biblical and will file a suit. and then the union members will grieve. and the someone will file an OCR complaint over discrimination that regular rats are receiving disparate treatment from the kangaroo rats.

I could go on, but I really shouldn't!