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Post #137610 by Kono on Wed, Jan 26, 2005 7:32 PM

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Kono posted on Wed, Jan 26, 2005 7:32 PM

On 2005-01-26 19:01, docwoods wrote:
I sure know what all of you are talking about,but these folks have the cash to put your lights out,as far as collecting goes.There is no way I could afford those luscious menus,because they are way beyond what I earn right now.I guess I can only marvel and imagine what it would be like to spend that kind of ching.

You ever wonder who you're bidding against? There's no reason that the rich and famous wouldn't be playing on ebay (well, except they have real lives - not counting the reclusives).

There are these plates, they have a kind of pink/red airbrushed fish silhouetted on a whitish background, I can't remember the name of the pattern. Two to three years ago there was an ebayer who would bid insane amounts on these dishes. $200, $400, $600, it didn't matter. For just one plate! He would not be outbid. This person was spending literally thousands of dollars a week on these plates and on prints from a Hawaiiana artist he had a fetish for. We would monitor his auctions for entertainmant just like watching Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous. $240 for a fishy bread plate. $1700 for a print. $550 for a fish dinner plate. Day after day after day! And the bidder had a 100% perfect ebay rating. You begin to wonder...who is this? Is this Marlon Brando? Sitting in the jungle of his private French Polynesian island surrounded, a la Colonel Kurtz, by fierce, loyal indigenous villagers and thousands and thousands of pink fishy plates??

I sometimes wonder why I've not stumbled across that ebayer (forgot the nic) again in my Tiki/Hawaiiana searches. What happened to that crazy fetishist? Honest to God, I saw a pair of those fishy plates up for bid 3-4 months ago and I waited for the Big Man to come a bidding. Nah...they went for 15 or 20 bucks.

E! should do an expose on famous people on ebay. I'd watch it if someone gave me a head's up and I didn't have anything better to do.