Post #14392 by johntiki on Wed, Nov 20, 2002 11:27 PM

Don't you remember? Mayor McCheese died in prison about 10 years ago! Remember that little incident at the McDonaldland Motel around 1989 involving the Burger King, Wendy and Jack "the Hardened Artery" in the Box? It was in all the papers and all over television. Seems ole McCheese was involved in money laundering, racketeering and possesion of lewd photos of the Fry Guys in various states of undress. I also remember something about the cops finding Ronald McDonald's dismembered brother Donald McDonald concealed in Taco Bell wrappers in the trunk of Burger King's Fleetwood Brougham. McCheese was serving 25 years to life and ended up dying of a major coronary in December of 1999. The funeral was all over the media - attended by all the fast food luminaries and some of the underworlds shadiest characters. As you would imagine, Ronald and the Mayor never made their peace considering he was behing getting his brother whacked...

Sorry, I've been watching the first two seasons of the Sopranos on DVD and I've gotten a little carried away...

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