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Post #144803 by Tiki_Bong on Sat, Mar 5, 2005 9:07 AM

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All right people. Now sit down and take some notes.

On this here Earth we have somewhere's around 5 or 6 billion people (most of which seem to be surfing the SAME spot at the SAME time I am).

Have you ever given any consideration as to the amounts of materials you would have to produce to feed and accomodate such a crowd?

If you think buying and ordering food and drink for a little party for 20 or 30 people is tough, try actually producing the food and drink (not to mention producing the gas for your car).

So, I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first? OK, the bad news: in order to meet the demand, food producers don't have the luxury of considering the cow's/pig's/chicken's/charon's point of view as to how they would like to be slaughtered.

I'm sure if they could give you their thoughts on the subject, they'd probably decline the whole soiree.

So we're left with get it down NOW, because I'm hungry damnit!

(oh yeah, I'm sorry, but there is no good news)