Post #146386 by Tikiwahine on Sat, Mar 12, 2005 8:01 PM

First I thought this was very...errr...odd. Then I found me.

Just take away the nascar and the dry cleaning business. And yes, I do love Ovaltine. Creepy.

If you hear a crinkly wrapper do you think "I want a crunchy snack!" but then don't know if it's something sweet or salty that you want? Do you like NASCAR races, hockey, needlepoint, small hardware of any kind, Coke AND Pepsi? What about wallpaper...Too difficult to mess with or does it bring something so unique to a room that it's worth the bother? If you just read those descriptions and thought "Oh my gawd- That is SO me!" then you are Giraffe Gold and your flavor is rich chocolaty Ovaltine! MMMM- More Ovaltine, PLEASE! It's the one drink that truly satisfies your lusty thirst for life's full flavor. You're loved by many as your encyclopedic knowledge of family friendly limericks keeps everyone laughing whenever there's a power outage and you're all forced into actual human interaction. You love Mardi Gras, bake sales, lapidary, and long day hikes on well groomed trails. You could run a top rate dry-cleaning business. In the garden you know how to trim a hedge and your compost pile is admired by many people with nothing much else to think about. You would be a talented chain saw artist, and your inter-dimensional time traveling skills mean that you've already read this and are just about to start reading it for the first time.