SF Tiki Crawl V Raffle: Incredible Prizes!!! April 1st - California Events

JT Jungle Trader Member Trader's Jungle Outpost, Turlock, Ca. Joined: Jan 04, 2003 Posts: 3772	JT Jungle Trader Posted posted on Thu, Mar 31, 2005 6:46 AM I know, I know, please no more calls, there's a a huge demand for me to raffle the penis carving, but really folks, the wife would get bent if I gave it away. As it is I'm taking a lot of heat for just bringing it, (she wants to lock it up and put it in a drawer). This trip we will highlight the many capacities of the 4 footer. Somes uses are: Battering ram for breaking down doors, best friend, (it was Poly Pop but not anymore), chick trap, etc. Don't miss out, there will be lots of fun for the whole family. Please be on the lookout for wannabes and impersonators. Just think, IT could be your best friend.

I know, I know, please no more calls, there's a a huge demand for me to raffle the penis carving, but really folks, the wife would get bent if I gave it away. As it is I'm taking a lot of heat for just bringing it, (she wants to lock it up and put it in a drawer). This trip we will highlight the many capacities of the 4 footer. Somes uses are: Battering ram for breaking down doors, best friend, (it was Poly Pop but not anymore), chick trap, etc. Don't miss out, there will be lots of fun for the whole family. Please be on the lookout for wannabes and impersonators. Just think, IT could be your best friend.

Post #150362 by Jungle Trader on Thu, Mar 31, 2005 6:46 AM