Post #150928 by Formikahini on Sun, Apr 3, 2005 12:40 PM

Congrats Pineapples on your coming pineapplet!

I used to collect names (tastless, tacky, and just plain bad). This started when I worked in a hospital, so these are the legal names:

Bertha Nation
Penny Copper
Fronnie and Stara Creamer
Lapne Louplor and her brother Thip (wasn't he an enemy of Superman?)
Baby Ruth Haynes
Nate Crawford Jr III
Chiquita Bush

I got hundreds, baby. And I ain't even including the names from my substitute teaching and paper-grading days for the State of Georgia, which range from Excedric to Raygenius to Nitrogen O'Hara. And Auquick, Tamikola, Fundricka, Prodigal, Spangela, Lazonya (say it out loud), Aquanita, Beautine, Oranganika Parrott, Zenahastarus Bouche Muckle (accent mark on the 'e' of Bouche). And on and on... Ok, so I guess I did include a few of that group.

Sometimes the last name is so bad, you wonder how the kid will make it. At least The Shazamskis were kind to their daughter Mindy.