Vote now for King of Crackers - Bilge

M MachTiki Tiki Socialite San Diego, CA Joined: Feb 16, 2004 Posts: 1369	M MachTiki Posted posted on Sun, Apr 10, 2005 7:54 AM "I had a box of Ritz crackers and on the back of the box of Ritz crackers it had all these suggestions as to what to put on top of the Ritz. It said 'Try it with turkey and cheese.' 'Try it with peanut butter.' Oh, c'mon man, they're crackers. That's why I got 'em — I like crackers. There ain't no suggestion: 'Put a Ritz on top of a Ritz.' I didn't buy 'em 'cuz they're little edible plates." ~ Mitch Hedberg ~ That being quoted... I'm with Woody - Carr's gets my vote. [ Edited by: MachTiki on 2005-04-10 08:02 ]

"I had a box of Ritz crackers and on the back of the box of Ritz crackers it had all these suggestions as to what to put on top of the Ritz. It said 'Try it with turkey and cheese.' 'Try it with peanut butter.' Oh, c'mon man, they're crackers. That's why I got 'em — I like crackers. There ain't no suggestion: 'Put a Ritz on top of a Ritz.' I didn't buy 'em 'cuz they're little edible plates."

~ Mitch Hedberg ~

That being quoted... I'm with Woody - Carr's gets my vote.

[ Edited by: MachTiki on 2005-04-10 08:02 ]

Post #152007 by MachTiki on Sun, Apr 10, 2005 7:54 AM