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Post #152317 by Hau 'oli Tiki on Mon, Apr 11, 2005 5:08 PM

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My neighbors heard me wailing "Honey! Bosco's floating in the pool!! If he takes on any more water, he'll sink! How you gonna get him up then?!" (Our first tiki, a Bosko, so named.) And my hubby yelling back "Sheist! He can't svim! He can't even talk!" (?) Drunk Germans! I saw them peek over the fence to make sure we didn't have some dude doing the upside down fish in our lagoon.
Our dog, a Boxer, knocked Bosco in. He was humpin it.